Spankling's Excellent Adventure (Part 1)

Author: kaufman

Date: November 30, 2001

by kaufman
11-30-01
Spankling goes back in time to kill Jesus before he can destroy the world.
Hand over that baby!
But little does he realize that his time machine is miscalibrated by 12 centuries and a few hundred miles.
Mission accomplished!
Fool! You killed the wrong baby! Now go back and get it right!
This sequence, repeated over and over, becomes known in Egypt as the Plague of the First-Born.
Hand over that baby!