CC 84: LA Confidential

Author: kaufman

Date: December 5, 2001

by kaufman
12-05-01
Olympic Village, Los Angeles, shortly before the Closing Ceremonies
So what will you do when this is all over, Carl?
Frankly, I don't need to do much. I outed Louganis to Meese, and they've rewarded me with McDonald's and Hertz gigs.
Not bad. Guess I shouldn't have voted for Anderson in '80. All I'm getting is a nibble from Jiffy Lube.
That's tough. Hey, don't let anyone know I finked Greg; I'd hate for them to ...
... MARY LOU RETTON! Have you been listening in?
Pass the Wheaties, boys. Perky Gymnast is outendorsing you!