Who's Bad?

Author: kaufman

Date: June 28, 2009

by kaufman
6-28-09
With this recent spate of dead celebrities, I know some of you may be having trouble telling them apart. So here to explain is People Magazine's Ed Lynch.
Thank you Hillary, it's pretty straightforward. While Farrah Fawcett married the $6,000,000 man, Ed McMahon WAS the $1,000,000 man for Publisher's Clearing House.
And what about Michael Jackson? What distinguishes him from them?
Well, Michael, as you recall, sang "ABC". Ed was seen every night on NBC.
That's pretty good. But can you tell the difference between Michael and Farrah?
Piece of cake. You could always find Farrah's face on the WALLS of 12 year old boys ...