Chick-O-Lantern

Author: kaufman

Date: December 8, 2001

by kaufman
12-08-01
Are you trick-or-trating and letting godless materialism control you? Come to the pumpkin patch and await the arrival of the Great Pumpkin.
No way. I want candy, candy, candy!
Hooray! The Great Pumpkin came and left me 10 tons of candy, a brand new car, a Sony Playstation, and Eunice.
I got a rock, a razor blade, an anthrax-tainted apple, another rock, and a temporary restraining order.
Join us. We all have rocks!