Jack Cthick Tract (part 1)

Author: kaufman

Date: December 8, 2001

by kaufman
12-08-01
Hey Sam, what's new?
I'm putting up a Nativity scene. Isn't it beautiful?
My god! A cross! Perfect right angles! Have you strayed this far from the teachings of our Lord?
Repent! Return to the teachings of truth. Or risk spending eternity blithering away insanely next to Lord Cthulhu in the undersea city of R'lyeh.
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