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| I'm here with Peter Coffin, president of Reston Pete's Funeral Home. Mr. Coffin, how do you respond to complaints about your careless service? | |
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| Complaints? You surely haven't heard a word from my customers. I dare say they're all perfectly satisfied! | |
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| A cross? I'm Jewish, for crying out loud! | |
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| Cheap bastards wouldn't finish the 'B' on my stone. It's Regina I. Bussy. | |
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| How dare they drag me out every week and make me say, "Moh". | |
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| Demande crematum, non holum interrum. | |
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