Bury 'Em Enemy

Author: kaufman

Date: December 12, 2001

by kaufman
12-12-01
I'm here with Peter Coffin, president of Reston Pete's Funeral Home. Mr. Coffin, how do you respond to complaints about your careless service?
Complaints? You surely haven't heard a word from my customers. I dare say they're all perfectly satisfied!
A cross? I'm Jewish, for crying out loud!
Cheap bastards wouldn't finish the 'B' on my stone. It's Regina I. Bussy.
How dare they drag me out every week and make me say, "Moh".
Demande crematum, non holum interrum.