Messengers Reporting Lesser Known Greek Victories

Author: kaufman

Date: November 25, 2009

by kaufman
11-25-09
After the Battle of Hundredmeterdash
Sire, the battle is over. We are victorious.
I can see that, you moron! The fighting was right over there.
After the Battle of Ironmantriathlon
Where is that messenger? I hope he didn't croak before getting here. How will I find out what happened?
After the Battle of Rhythmicgymnastics
Come on, quit flinging that ribbon around and just tell me what happened!