The Second Worst Michael Jackson Biography

Author: kaufman

Date: December 28, 2001

by kaufman
12-28-01
1968
Look, Tito, it's a clear day here in Gary. I can see across the street.
I'm over here, Michael.
1988
RAAAR! LEAHCIM WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!
1995
Hey Elvis! It's me, your son-in-law! Tee hee.