Win Place & Showtime

Author: kaufman

Date: October 11, 2010

by kaufman
10-11-10
7:10 PM
Welcome to AMT Googleplex Cinema 19, how may I help you?
One ticket for Secretariat, please.
9:15 PM
C'mon, Secretariat! Go go go!
He's gonna do it! WOOOOOOO!
9:30 PM
Yes, I see your ticket, but I still don't understand why we would owe you $10.
Don't you see what it says? "Secretariat." I picked the winning horse. And of you must be precise, just give me $9.90. He paid 1 to 10.