Pimp and Circumstance

Author: kaufman

Date: January 7, 2002

by kaufman
1-07-02
Doctor, I find that I'm completely unable to enjoy sex.
I'm not surprised. I've looked at your charts, and you know how in "Deep Throat" Linda Lovelace's clitoris was lodged in her throat?
Uh huh?
Well, put it this way: If they made a movie about you, it would be called "Deep Pimp."
Excuse me, but my girlfriend says I've got to screw you.
Whadja talkin bout here now?