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| A human residing on an island off the coast of Cape Cod was endowed with such a lengthy sex organ that he could insert it into his mouth and create a partial vacuum. | |
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| In an illogical display of emotion, he removed some foreign matter from the underside of his jaw and made the following counterfactual statement: | |
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| "If a transporter malfunction had caused one of my aural organs to be replaced by female human genitalia, I would be capable of copulation without a partner." | |
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