Captain Kirk Tells a Limerick

Author: kaufman

Date: March 19, 2011

by kaufman
3-19-11
Ha! We machines have taken over your ship, and nothing can stop us from enslaving all of humanity. What do you say to that, Captain Kirk?
Well, just allow me to tell you a little limerick first. There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks would end at line two.
One minute of silence later...
Is that it? You didn't finish. But the man's limericks are two lines long. But all limericks are five lines long. But that was two...
...Should be five. Two, five, two, five! error error errorerrorerror!
Mr. Sulu, take us out of here. Warp 4.