Through the Ages

Author: kaufman

Date: January 15, 2002

by kaufman
1-15-02
Clinton ......................... Bush I
I did not have sexual relations with that pretzel.
Read my lips: No new pretzels!
Reagan .......................... Carter
I have no recollection about any pretzels.
I was talking to my daughter Amy about pretzel proliferation
Ford ................................ Nixon
Our top story tonight: President Ford tripped over a pretzel. Six Secret Service agents wrestled the pretzel to the ground.
I am not a pretzel!