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Smeagol swam deep in the river, but moments before he laid eyes on the golden glint of the One Ring, something else caught his attention.
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| It is preciousss, it is oil! Smeagol rich beond his wildest dreamses. | |
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But dark days lay ahead. OPEC was under attack and unable to reach consensus. Smeagol remained underground in the blackness of an oil well, and changed his name to Gollum.
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| Nasty Clintonses hurts usssss preciousss! | |
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But happier times were ahead, and in 2001, he emerged.
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| Who has we gots in our pocketses! | |
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