CC 93: Removal of hair with a blade in Southeastern Asia

Author: kaufman

Date: January 18, 2002

by kaufman
1-18-02
Testosterone is what makes a man go bald.
So the he-man look is a crown that's shiny.
You can be the Alpha Male on your street.
Just have no hair, not even one tress.
BURMA SHAVE.
CUT! You're all fired. Casting, get me some stegosaurs, triceratops, velociraptors, anything but these damned thesauruses!