The White House, December 8, 1941

Author: kaufman

Date: September 14, 2011

by kaufman
9-14-11
Yes, terday, Decem, ber, 7, 1941, a date,
What's the matter with the president? He sounds hesitant, not up to his usual oratorial skills.
No kidding. If he keeps talking like this, he'll bore most of America to sleep, rather than mobilize them to war.
which, will, live in, in, famy, the United,
And what's this dead Japanese guy doing by the typewriter?
States of, A, merica, was, sud, denly, ...
He must have altered the speech!
Oh my god, a comma-kaze attack!