Serial Comic VI: Trio Grande

Author: kaufman

Date: January 20, 2002

by kaufman
1-20-02
It looks like you're sick and tired of cleaning up fallout, and would like to go to the big dance. How may I help?
Well, a talking paper clip can hardly help me. What I need is a fairy godmother.
Well, I can't get you one of those, but you can choose from among a fairy, a god, and your mother. Choose carefully!
Yeah, I'm a fairy, but not THAT kind. I'm a foot tall, and I fly through the air, so of course I'm a fairy. Pick me.
Which one will she choose? Tune in tomorrow!
You should choose me. I am, after all, omnipotent.
I may be dead, but I'm still your mother. Pick me!