Of Moose and Men

Author: kaufman

Date: January 28, 2002

by kaufman
1-28-02
Bullwinkle, what happened? You're pink, and your antlers are gone!
Well, Rocky, I went over to Enron to offer them my services as an executive, and got splattered in red ink.
But your antlers ...
So then I went next door to the laundromat, but instead it was an Arthur Andersen office, and they took one look at me and stuck them in the shredder.
Come on now, you don't really expect me to believe all that!
Go ahead and ask the Vice President. He'll deny everything.