CC 96: Over 99 Billion Wrecked

Author: kaufman

Date: January 30, 2002

by kaufman
1-30-02
Hello, McDonald's tech support, how can I help you?
Yeah, I just went through the drive-through and got a Big Mac, but it has lettuce on it. I asked for no lettuce!
Okay, relax. I want you to remove the top bun, you see a piece of lettuce there? I want you to take it in your right hand and ....
*SKREEEEE-BANG!* *click*
It's pretty gruesome. Looks like he was holding a cell phone, a pencil, a piece of paper, a piece of lettuce, and half a sesame-seed bun.
Why can't they concentrate on the road?