CC 97: Cowboy Sales Pitch

Author: kaufman

Date: February 1, 2002

by kaufman
2-01-02
So I said, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves."
Ha, ha. Thats why we feed them a nutritious breakfast of Quarks every day.
That's right, Clem. Quarks can increase yer graviton production by over 310%.
But remember, nearby black holes and supernovas shore are likely to affect yer performance.
And now there's new Quarks for Cats, invented by none other than Dr. Schroedinger himself!
What the fuck are you talking about?