CC 97: Hit Enron

Author: kaufman

Date: February 1, 2002

by kaufman
2-01-02
Hello, Spot! Isn't he just the cutest! Spot is 9 years old today. That's 63 in people years, almost old enough to retire.
I used to worry about how my retirement savings were doing, but not since I invested it all in Enron. Now I know for certain the state of my investment down to the last penny.
ENRON. We take care of your money, so you won't have to. Ever.
* offer valid pending Congressional investigation.