From Bad to Verse

Author: kaufman

Date: March 16, 2013

by kaufman
3-16-13
Hey Luke, do you know how to spell "ejaculating?"
E-J-A-K ... hmmmm... I'm not sure, John. What do you need it for?
Oh, I've got a deadline in 20 minutes to turn in my gospel, and I just need to fill in the part about the time he was ejaculating pretty thunderously.
Oh yeah. That was fuckin' hilarious. You NEED to put that in.
Well, I'll just write "Jesus w.e.p.t." Everyone'll know what I was talking about.