Dirty Dining

Author: kaufman

Date: October 28, 2013

by kaufman
10-28-13
One day in the hospital cafeteria ...
HELP, HELP, QUICK, SOMEBODY HELP!
Thank god you're here. I was eating with my friend the Medical Examiner, when he suddenly keeled over.
It might be food poisoning. What was he eating?
Shouldn't be poison; I was having it too. We were both eating pureed infants.
IDIOT! Nobody puts baby in a coroner!