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If you squeak when tou fart, your ass probably plays La Marseillaise when you shit....
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| pfft pfft poopoo poopoo poooo poooo pfffft .... | |
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In which case the French will salute your turds.
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| Sacre bleu! Le grand merde! | |
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And if three Frenchmen have their hands up in saluting two such pieces of shit, we can conclude that David Cassidy must be in the treetops.
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| We have three French hands, two turds of dung, ergo I must be in a pear tree. | |
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