If you squeak when you fart ...

Author: kaufman

Date: November 29, 2013

by kaufman
11-29-13
If you squeak when tou fart, your ass probably plays La Marseillaise when you shit....
You've got MAIDS.
pfft pfft poopoo poopoo poooo poooo pfffft ....
In which case the French will salute your turds.
Sacre bleu! Le grand merde!
And if three Frenchmen have their hands up in saluting two such pieces of shit, we can conclude that David Cassidy must be in the treetops.
We have three French hands, two turds of dung, ergo I must be in a pear tree.