The Grievances of Airing

Author: kaufman

Date: February 18, 2014

by kaufman
2-18-14
Scientists in England report that they have found irrefutable evidence that the first airplane was invented not in 1903, but rather in 1003.
Apparently, the planes were scrapped within a few days, and all evidence of their existence was wiped out. Nobody has any idea why.
Some 1000 years ago ...
Thou mustest removeth all of thine armor and put it on yon conveyor belt before thou passest through yon metal detectorium.
Thou hast gotst to be kidding thyself!