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| Scientists in England report that they have found irrefutable evidence that the first airplane was invented not in 1903, but rather in 1003. | |
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| Apparently, the planes were scrapped within a few days, and all evidence of their existence was wiped out. Nobody has any idea why. | |
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| Thou mustest removeth all of thine armor and put it on yon conveyor belt before thou passest through yon metal detectorium. | |
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| Thou hast gotst to be kidding thyself! | |
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