Last Call!

Author: kaufman

Date: February 9, 2002

by kaufman
2-09-02
So ... what did you do today?
The usual.
Why? Was today anything special?
FOOLS! YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN! IT'S KAUFMAN'S BIRTHDAY! GET OUT AND CELEBRATE IN PROPER FASHION!
That's right, kids. Hold cats, tell puns, play games. You only have 45 minutes left, get cranking!