Legal Briefs

Author: kaufman

Date: February 20, 2002

by kaufman
2-20-02
So she bought half-filled bottles of Scotch from your store. Doesn't that suggest she was going to add some sinister drug to it?
OBJECTION!!!
Withdrawn. No further questions. Your witness.
The Defense attempts to discredit the witness.
Mr. Boorite, the DA would like us to believe you're a respectable liquor store owner. And yet, you're not wearing any pants.
I'm not? HELP! THIEF!