What if Samuel L. Jackson Had Gotten the Fantasy Island Gig?

Author: kaufman

Date: August 6, 2015

by kaufman
8-06-15
You may go home, Tattoo. Unfortunately we will have no guests this weekend.
It seems that on their way over here, Mrs. Oglethorpe was bitten by a black mamba, and the Hardings were eaten by pythons.
Snakes on motherfucking de plane, Boss! Snakes on motherfucking de plane!