Phoenix: Rising from the Asses

Author: kaufman

Date: March 29, 2016

by kaufman
3-29-16
Last month I drove from Wisconsin to Arizona. Long trip, but a lot of fun.
Oh no, man, not the Wisconsin-Arizona route. I hear the restrooms along the way are terrible.
I wouldn't know. I drove across Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, couldn't pee, couldn't shit. Through Oklahoma, Texas, into New Mexico, nada.
That's awful! You must have been hurting.
You know it. Then finally a bit over an hour past Albuquerque, I went over this hill and everything just exploded out of me.
Don't tell me ... You hit the Incontinental Divide.