A Rather Formulaic Comic

Author: kaufman

Date: May 6, 2016

by kaufman
5-06-16
Most of the great authors were pretty infamous drunkards, but there were exceptions. O Henry's lips never touched a drop of alcohol.
He may have said that, but once I got him to have a drink solely by the power of suggestion.
Yeah, right.
No. really. We were having lunch in a place frequented by famous politicians, and I saw Hubert Horatio Humphrey and Herbert Hoover walk in.
So I said, "See H 3, see H 2, O. H." The rest is history.