As seen on the evening news

Author: kaufman

Date: February 26, 2002

by kaufman
2-26-02
The railroad runs through this canyon in the Cascades. But last week a rockslide had blocked the tunnel through which the trains travel.
No trains would be running today were it not for the selfless devotion of the two men who blew themselves up, thereby clearing the tunnel.
And they said my plan of making suicide bombers register with the government would never work.
You're a true genius, Mr. President.