The Comic Contest (apologies to William Goldman)

Author: kaufman

Date: February 28, 2002

by kaufman
2-28-02
Whoa, Mystery Ninja, your comics are witty, well-drawn, and take unexpected plot twists. I must know who you are.
Life is full of disappointments, isn't it.
It has truly been an honor competing against you in this Comic Cup.
But you're about to get knocked out, and you sound most happy. How do you explain this?
Because I know something you don't know -- I'm really a right-handed typist!