Maddest of the Mads #2

Author: kaufman

Date: March 7, 2002

by kaufman
3-07-02
Tell us about your experiments, Dr. Antic, how did they begin?
Well, I'm not such a mad scientist that I'd immediately experiment on human subjects.
My first experiment was to infuse dogonball with the genetic material of Lucy Van Pelt from Peanuts.
This unfortunately had disasterous results; the dog kept pulling the ball out from under himself.