The End

Author: kaufman

Date: March 7, 2002

by kaufman
3-07-02
Yesterday on the Space Shuttle:
We've got a problem. Lt. Baker traded in the new Hubble Telescope lens for a ham sandwich.
If NASA finds out, we'll be toast. Let's just see what we have on board and install that.
Here we go ... all we've got is a ball of yarn and some Elmer's Glue.
It'll have to do. Go make the best lens you can, and put it on!
A few weeks later at JPL:
My god! That nebula looks like Carol Channing!