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| Would it be profitable and ethical for me not to use my other two wishes, instead selling your lamp on the open market, and rolling over the profits into a set of high-yield speculative investments? | |
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| Are we talking derivatives, commodities, ponzi schemes, or overseas mutual funds now? | |
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| Do you have any recommendations? What sectors of the market do you think will rebound fastest? | |
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| What did you have in mind? And don't you think I should get a piece of the action for my lamp? What will be my cut of all this? | |
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| Have you heard of an investment called Enron? Have you heard how cheap shares are these days? How would you like to have the Vice President's ear on energy issues? | |
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| Don't you think it would be better if I gave him one of mine? | |
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