Not enough chlorine in the gene pool

Author: kaufman

Date: April 24, 2020

by kaufman
4-24-20
Hey everyone, I've got an idea. Inject yourself with bleach. It will protect you from the covfefid-19 virus.
Oh no, Uncle Ernie has died of the coronavirus. What will I do with him?
Just drop him in the washing machine, and your clothes will come out whiter than white.
Gee, thanks, Mr. President!