The Former Failed Football Team Owner Cleans Up

Author: kaufman

Date: July 19, 2020

by kaufman
7-19-20
Vlad, it's me, how are you doing?
Fine, Donya, how about you?
Doing great. Our coronavirus negligence has killed off 130,000 Americans so far. Aren't you going to send me my bounty?
Da! Absolutely, odryakhlevshiy. It will be on its way this week!
September, 2020, after another devastating hurricane ...
People of Puerto Rico, I have good news! This time I have a quarter million rolls of paper towels!