An old gag revisited

Author: kaufman

Date: March 12, 2002

by kaufman
3-12-02
Jesus, will you do me a favor?
Sure, my child. Anything you want.
Well, if you're going to be spending the day crucified, do you mind doing it in the middle of the street, rather than here in the desert?
It's a strange request, but I can do that.
Now why in the world did that chicken ask me to do this?