Poetic Justice

Author: kaufman

Date: July 28, 2022

by kaufman
7-28-22
Doctor, you have to help me. I've been having sharp abdominal pain, and today I felt a growth down there.
Of course, Justice Thomas. Let's take a look. I'll run some tests and take some x-rays.
A bit later ...
Well, Doc, what did you find?
I don't know how to tell you this sir, but somehow ... you're pregnant!
PREGNANT?!? I cant carry a baby. Get that thing out of me!!!!
Sorry, man. No can do.