Rosencranatz and Guildenstern are Pining for the Fjords

Author: kaufman

Date: March 13, 2002

by kaufman
3-13-02
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, I need you to take this letter to England immediately. You'll sail at dawn.
But your Highness, we've been booked for our holiday
on the Norwegian coast for months now.
*sigh*
*sigh*