Godzilla Meets Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Author: kaufman

Date: March 14, 2002

by kaufman
3-14-02
Excuse me, boys. Could you tell me how to get to Tokyo?
Sure, just go to the second stoplight, turn right, and go about 2000 furlongs to the Mongol Highway. You can't miss it.
Why send him that way? It's far out of his way, and there have been tons of plague outbreaks along it...
Run the Scandinavian Pike all the way to Moscow. There's a great little lutefisk restaurant up near Trondheim that's worth dying for.
IDIOT! It's midwinter! That road is closed. Plus the tolls are exorbitant. Maybe he should take the ferry to Riga ...
Forget it ... I'll just go this way.