CC 107: Shitcom

Author: kaufman

Date: March 20, 2002

by kaufman
3-20-02
Spearheading an urban crimefighting taskforce ...
Stop! I saw you jaywalking. Up against the car, I'm gonna have to run you in.
Dan Hood is Omaha's most notorious cop...
Hold it right there. This is a bust!
Why, it sho'nuff is. Wid manboobs like those, you oughta be workin' fo' me!
rophage.
Welcome to Krispy Kreme, how may I help you?
I'd like a dozen doughnuts covered in shit. And none of that chocolate crap, I want them loaded with real-live fecal excrement!