CC 111: Daddy's Boy

Author: kaufman

Date: April 2, 2002

by kaufman
4-02-02
In a world where giants walk the earth ....
Oh, come now, look at the curvature. Either that planet's too small to hold him and he should go flying into space, or he's too big and the square-cube law says he can't survive!
and intelligent kangaroos run ruthless crime syndicates ...
Ok, the intelligence I can buy. But opposable thumbs? NO WAY!!!!
Woody Allen and Kathy Ireland are trying to raise a baby in the feel-good hit of the summer, DADDY'S BOY. Rated PG-13, people with IQs over 13 must be accompanied by a pedant.
On second thought, let's go to something a bit more realistic, like Collateral Damage II.