CC 111: Tolkein 'Bout My Generation

Author: kaufman

Date: April 3, 2002

by kaufman
4-03-02
In a world where beneath a dormant volcano, on the western shore of the western continent, the darkest forces have forged an artifact of ultimate evil,
o/` Ope oin twun, Weelee trun! Ope oin twun, Weelee trun!
The world's fate rests on one small group.
Are you sure, Gandalf?
The fire runes confirm it. This is The One, the source of all misery since the end of the Second Age. Tell him, Aragorn.
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He's right, Frodo. You must put together a small team and toss this foul artifact into the fires of Mount Rainier, whence it was forged.
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