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In a world where Asian film pirates make inexpensive ripoffs of American blockbusters as soon as one of them hears the title ...
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| No, please don't take me; I'm too young to die! | |
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| Relax. I don't want to kill you, I just want to give you a kiss! | |
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| You've got to help me, doctor. I've got no energy, and I have these big sores around my lips. | |
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| Ok, let me give you a few tests. | |
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It was inevitable that they would be foisting DEATH TOO SMOOCHY on us.
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| Well, Doc, what's the story? | |
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| You have mononucleosis and herpes simplex 1. Haven't I told you to lay off the promiscuous kissing? | |
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