Get out of Jael Free

Author: kaufman

Date: April 10, 2002

by kaufman
4-10-02
I don't get it. You were told that if you and Dion were surgically joined at the back, you two would be released immediately, and you want ME to do it?
Absolutely. We know your reputation as a brilliant designer, and are sure you can develop something aesthetically pleasing.
Okay, but here are the rules: I have complete artistic liberty. You may not look in a mirror until one week after the procedure. And most importantly, I don't take checks.
Sounds great! Let's start.
One week later ...
I think a mirror's this way. Let's go.
Hey, quit pulling!