Oy, Vegas!

Author: kaufman

Date: April 11, 2002

by kaufman
4-11-02
So you chose me over that two-headed thing to go on a date with you. Wise choice.
Yeah, I'm glad you can come with me to Las Vegas, and were able to get a nanny to take care of the kids. I know your mother likes it that way.
I really can't wait to hang out on the Strip and watch the Thor impersonators parading by.
And then we head out to Roentgen Flats State Park to soak in the rays ...
Uh, what kind of rays did you say these were? Everything is looking smaller!