CC113: First Church of Christ, Scientologist

Author: kaufman

Date: April 11, 2002

by kaufman
4-11-02
Okay, Andy. It's 7:00. You know what that means.... Movie Time!
Hey let's go to the Art Cine tonight. They've got a new Italian film in which a fat transvestite shoots jism all over a Russell Crowe lookalike.
No, Andy. You know the rules. We're seeing Battlefield Earth.
Again, Jesus? We've only seen it 715 consecutive nights.
I know, I know. Watch for the Travolta close-up ...
Hey, could you put your arms down? You just knocked over my popcorn. Do you think you're Jesus or something?