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| ...Foo Bird craps on the head of the third man, who doesn't wipe it off, and lives happily ever after. And the moral of the story: | |
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| ...looks at his mangled boots, kills the leopard with his bare hands, and takes it home. Dale Evans sees him and says: | |
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| "HEY, TRIGGER'S IN THE BEDROOM. LET'S HAVE A THREESOME!" | |
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