Morale Booster

Author: kaufman

Date: April 24, 2002

by kaufman
4-24-02
General, we are ready soldiers in the righteous War on Temperance.
But it is a tough battle. Our weapons have been watered down.
I actually found myself ... sober yesterday afternoon. I am feeling despair.
Relax, men. Our labs have been working on a devastating weapon that will turn the tide of this conflict.
Behold ... The "H" Bomb!